*Cue commercial … and action*
(Scene: A kitchen. Standing in that kitchen is Herald Editor Billy Liggett, standing next to his microwave)
Billy: I’m a busy guy.
(Quick camera flash of Billy talking to reporters, camera back to Billy)
Billy: And as a busy guy, I don’t have time to cook a big lunch when I’m hungry. I also don’t like those greasy, messy TV dinners that provide little taste and less filler.
(Camera shows Billy holding his stomach at his desk, camera back to the kitchen)
Billy: That’s why when I want a good lunch (close up on face) quickly! (pan back) I eat Lean Cuisine paninis.
(Camera shows a panini heating up in the microwave)
Billy: Just look at that meat. And with the patented bread crisper, you won’t get a soggy sandwhich.
(Camera shows me Billy running through a field of daisies).
Billy (voice over): Because you know, sometimes … you just want to be happy.
Announcer voice: Lean Cuisine Paninis. They makes you happy.