Good idea: Stink-free schools

A lawmaker in Minnesota is proposing fragrance-free schools.
I say considering the amoung of cologne your average high school boy puts on in his feable attempt to “impress the ladies,” this is a good idea.
The other day, my wife and I were shopping at a department store and a high-school aged kid walked by and nearly knocked us out. He smelled like the entrance to an Abercrombie and Fitch. And his smell lingered.
Now, imagine that smell multiplied, and you have high school. I remember following football games or practice, my teammates would pour on the cologne for the upcoming dance or for their dates that night. I didn’t wear cologne in high school, though I admit I tried some (I didn’t inhale) in college.
The fact that it’s making some kids sick, I guess, is reason enough to forbid it in schools. I just find it hard to believe they’ll find a way to police it.
Teacher: “Hey kid! Is that J-Lo I smell on you?”
Student: “No, sir, it’s … it’s my natural smell.”
Teacher: “Go to the office.”

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Associated Press story
Minn. lawmaker proposes campaign on fragrance-free
schools, says scents making some kids sick

ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Those all-over body sprays that promise to turn teenage boys into babe magnets? Instead of attracting girls, they could be making them sick.
A Minnesota lawmaker proposed a bill Monday urging a fragrance-free educational campaign to discourage students from dousing themselves in scents that aggravate classmates with asthma and other health problems.
Odors that fill hallways come mostly from boys who douse themselves in body sprays like Axe, said Mikolai Altenberg, a senior at Minneapolis South High School. He said the smell is “indescribable” and unavoidable.
“You can smell it from 10 feet away,” Altenberg said. “Mostly it’s just guys who just think that putting Axe all over them is a substitute for showering.”
Rep. Karen Clark, a Democrat, first proposed banning fragrances in Minneapolis schools, one of the state’s largest school districts. The bill she introduced Monday scales that back to an awareness campaign in Minneapolis and in other districts that volunteer. The campaign could include letters to parents, fact sheets, signs in schools, e-mail and Web sites.
One in eight Minneapolis students has asthma, and school nurses have treated students for wheezing and headaches brought on by the fragrances wafting from classmates, said Mary Heiman, a nursing service manager who runs the district’s asthma program.
An awareness campaign would mirror the approach of policies at the University of Minnesota’s Disability Services office and in a recent version of the Minneapolis teachers contract.
If the awareness campaign works, it could be expanded, Clark said.
A trade group for toiletry makers, the Personal Care Products Council in Washington, said it doesn’t oppose fragrance policies as long as they’re voluntary.
“We really don’t think it’s a good idea to legislate personal hygiene,” said John Hurson, the group’s head of government affairs.
Rhode Island and Massachusetts are the only other states where lawmakers have proposed fragrance-free bills in the past two years, Hurson said.